turkeyinacan:

shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”

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quincy360:

you know that unexplainable sickish feeling where youre not really sick and you dont really have a headache but you just feel wrong and you cant get comfortable or find something that youre really into but you kinda feel too ill to sleep or eat its like your body saying “i dont know what i want you to do but this isnt it”

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*takes off tight pants* I CAN BREATHE

If you think that’s funny, you should hear what I said at my grandmother’s eulogy. I swear to god they were in tears

souljannoying:

"I’ve heard so much about you!"

oh shit

(Source: pemsylvania)

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nayx:

*goes to bed at 2am instead of 5am* wow, my life is so in order right now.  i’m making such good decisions for myself and my body and my soul and im so in love with myself for doing this

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evilfeminist:

 I’m a huge supporter of things which annoy misogynistic rich white men

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Every now and then I get really stressed and upset at everything around me. Every now and then I take a look at the night sky and see thousands of stars and it reminds me that I’m a really small part of a really big thing and that maybe bathing in the blood of my enemies isn’t such a bad thing after all

supersmashthestatebros:

okay, I lied. I don’t have my license to kill, but I do have my learner’s permit. as soon as my mom gets here, you’re toast.

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