666-slut:

IF UR READING THIS U LOOK VERY CUTE TODAY AND ALSO ILY

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drunkdilf:

kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too 

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Date someone who meets you half way. Date someone who brings you a glass a water when they get themselves one. Date someone who makes sure you don’t spend money on ridiculous things. Date someone your ex hates and your mom loves. Date someone who’d rather spend a Friday night watching movies, than out with 50 people they barley even talk to. Date someone who sleeps on your chest and leaves a little puddle of drool. Don’t date someone who makes you leave oceans of tears.
At the end of the day it’s the little things. (via gretzky)

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It’s you. It’s been you since the moment I met you. It’s you at 2 in the morning or 4 in the afternoon. It’s you when I’m sleeping and studying and eating and laughing. You are everywhere and you are everything.
Unknown (via blackbruise)

(Source: fluro)

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I CANT BREATHE OH MY GOD

(Source: mewyorkcity)

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stability:

churrodestroyer:

stability:

when your next victim finally comes into the stall

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This is fucked up. I’m crying.

aw no, dont cry. come sit down lets talk about it

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i will forever reblog this

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feedingtheselies:

How can I be legally considered an adult when I quote spongebob on a daily basis

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drunkdilf:

kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too 

(Source: cyberho)

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paging-doctorfaggot:

its a great show from the gifs i’ve seen of it

(Source: pagingme)

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jdmejia04:

amoralovesfood:

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how many times have i quoted this movie

not enough

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